阿甘的勵志名言
必有一句會觸動你的心。
Let me say this: bein` an idiot is no box of chocolates.
讓我直說了吧：當一個智障者可不像一盒巧克力那麼甜蜜。
Nobody ever got into trouble by keepin` his mouth shut.
緊閉你的嘴, 就不會惹禍上身。
People not to talk back to: teacher; 2.1st Sergeants; police; mama.
別對四種人頂嘴：1. 老師;2. 一級士官長;3. 警察;4.老媽。
Do not try to cut your own hair.
不要自行理髮。
Dream, but don`t quit your day job.
你可作白日夢, 但也要做白日工。
Do not suck your thumb-or anybody else`s, for that matter.
別吸你的大姆指-當然, 也別去吸別人的。
Wen you are born under the wrong star, it will shine upon your butt forever-even you are seated.
要是你生來兇星來犯, 即使坐下的時候, 也能看到那顆星在你屁股上一閃一閃亮晶晶。
Forget "Don`t get mad-get even." If you`re really mad, go ahead and stomp that sucker flat!
別信「君子報仇, 十年不晚」那套, 若是有人真的惹毛了你, 二話不說就去打他個稀巴爛!
If you got to pee, do not talk about it. Just do it. Might not be time later.
想尿尿時別光說不練, 否則待會就來不及了。
Do not park in a space that says "Reserved for Sheriff`s Deputies."
別在寫着「警長專用」的空位停車!
Do not put stock in newspapers; you can find out more just by lookin` around at what is goin` on.
不必花錢買報紙, 你只要在周圍四處看看, 就知天下事了。
Life is like a rubber band; harder you go forward, harder you snap back.
So do not make slip-ups.
人生就像條橡皮圈;你往前衝得愈勐, 反彈時的力道也就愈大, 所以說, 小心別彈出去了!
When you feel there is an unfair burden on your shoulders, that`s just the
way it is sometimes.
每當你覺得要你負責是不公平的, 你最好還是認了吧!
Always try to do the right thing, unless your conscience tells you otherwise.
務必做該做的事, 除非你的良心叫你別做。
To save energy, do not go out lookin` for trouble; chances are, it will find you soon enough.
省省力氣, 不必出去找麻煩, 因爲通常麻煩很快會自己找上們來。
A beggar is no different than you or me, `cept he ain`t got no
ys keep some spare change to give a beggar.
乞丐和你我都沒有什麼兩樣, 不同的只是他沒有錢, 記得留些零錢在身上, 好施捨給乞丐。
Do not cuss, holler, pee, or throw up in prblic places or otherwise call
attention to yourself, as it will probably get you in trouble.
在公共場所不要罵三字經、大聲喧譁、隨地便溺或嘔吐, 否則你就要小心, 你很可能因會惹上麻煩。
Two rules: do not neverr paint houses orr move furniture.
兩條守則：一、不要油漆房子;二、不要移動傢俱。
Whenever you can, take the train-providin` you ain`t got to be nowhere
on time.
儘可能以火車爲交通工具-如困你不趕時間的話。
Always say "thank you," even if you don`t mean it.
即使不是真心的, 也要隨時說聲「謝謝!」
Do not make excuses unless you have to.
除非逼不得已, 不要亂找籍口。
You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar, but you can also catch more flies with garbage than either of them other two- assumin` you are into catchin` flies.
用蜂蜜比用醋更好捉蒼蠅, 但其實用垃圾比這兩樣都有效-如困你真的對捉蒼蠅有興趣的話。
Do not play the piano with jelly on your fingers. Also, do not play the saxophone with jelly in your mouth.
手指上有果凍不要去彈鋼琴, 嘴巴里有果不要吹薩克斯風。
Always be nice to your mama.
務必要善待老媽
Most People don`t look dumb till they start talkin`.
大多數的人看起來不笨, 但一開口就洩底了。
Remember this: peace of mind over piece of ass.
記住：心安理得比啥屁事都重要。
Be very supicious if somebody says they want to make a movie of your life story.
如果有人跟你說, 要把你的一生拍成電影, 你一定要懷疑, 這是真的嗎?
Do not eat anything you do not know what it is.
不明究理的東西不要亂吃。
You got to cry, do it by yourself, and be quick about it.
你一定得哭的時候就自己來, 而且動作要快!
Be prepared to take some shit in life; just do not take more than a mouthful at a time.
隨時要有吃苦的心理準備, 但別一次吃太多。
Beware of people that put numbers after their names.
要多加提防在背後評長論短的人。
