關於2016聖誕節的英語手抄報內容

導語：we wish you a merry christmas. 我們祝你聖誕快樂。下面分享關於2016年聖誕節手抄報的設計內容，希望對大家有所幫助!

　　【關於2016年聖誕節手抄報的設計內容】

　　關於聖誕節的好笑英語笑話篇一

Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the churchfailed. The ushers and I found some candles and placed them around thesanctuary. Then I reentered the pulpit, shuffled my notes, and muttered, "Now,where was I?" A tired voice called out, "Right near the end!"

就在我開始平安夜禱告時，教堂停電了。教堂裏的接待人員和我找到一些蠟燭，把它們放在禮堂周圍。然後我重返講道壇，整理了一下筆記後，我說：“剛纔我講到哪兒了?”傳來一陣不耐煩的聲音：“馬上就講完了!”

關於聖誕節的好笑英語笑話篇二

On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyerwhile riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel.

Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lyingon the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up?

聖誕節前夕，聖誕老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律師在一家高級飯店一同等電梯，門還未開前，三人同時看到地上有一張新臺幣1000元的鈔票，猜猜誰會將它撿起?

Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other twodon’t exist!

答案：當然是聖誕老人啦!爲什麼?因爲大家都知道另外兩者並不存在。

　　關於聖誕節的好笑英語笑話篇三

What do you do if one of Santa’s reindeer swallows your pencil?

Answer: use a pen

若聖誕老人的馴鹿吃掉你的鉛筆該怎麼辦?

答案：用原子筆

　　關於聖誕節的好笑英語笑話篇四

What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?

Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe

聖誕老人喜歡在花園裏做什麼?

答案：鋤地。(英文裏Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是鋤草之意，ho則是聖誕老人的笑聲。)

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