有關《生活大爆炸》Sheldon經典語錄
1.I wouldn't say amazing. At best, it's a modest leap forward from the basic technology that gave us Country Bear Jamboree.我可不會說不可思議，最多不過是比《鄉村熊狂歡節》裏使用的最基本的科技前進了一小步而已。
, Amy’s at the dry cleaners, and she's made a very amusing pun. "I don't care for perchloroethylene and I don't like glycol, ether."哦，艾米正在乾洗店，然後想到一個很有趣的雙關語。“我不喜歡全氯乙烯，不喜歡乙二醇醚。”
pointed out that between the two of us, our genetic material has the potential of producing the first in a line of intellectually superior benign overlords to guide humanity to a brighter tomorrow.艾米指出通過我倆的結合，我們的.基因將會有機會製造出前所未有的智力超羣，仁慈善良的君主，帶領人類走向光明未來。
4.I'm quite aware of the way humans usually reproduce, which is messy, unsanitary -- and, based on living next to you for three years --involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.我很清楚人類繁殖的方式，既髒亂又不衛生，而且跟你做了三年鄰居，聽了太多不必要又響亮的呼喚神。
was Thanksgiving. Uncle Carl said "I think there's a badger living in our chimney, hand me that flashlight." Those were the last words he ever spoke to us.那是感恩節。卡爾叔叔說“我覺得有隻獾住在咱家煙囪裏，把手電筒給我”。那是他對我們說的最後幾句話。
6.A dog-o-pus can play fetch with eight balls - no one can hate that.章狗玩接球時能接8個球-沒有人能討厭這個。
is delightful. It's much easier to enjoy the picturesque route we travel to work when you remove the spectre of fiery, vehicular death.這種感覺太讚了。不用擔心死於車禍，這樣在上班路中欣賞美景就更加怡然自得了。
8.I should have warned you. One has to navigate a labyrinth of social nonsense before one can be fed here.我應該提前通知你的，如果想在這裏用餐前，必須要經歷連串繁雜而無用的寒暄。
I point out that for eight long months I suffered in silence as your female companion filled our apartment with her off-key country music caterwauling, the unappetizing spectacle of her grinding a pumice stone against her callused feet in our living room, and night after night of uninformative TV documentaries about the Jersey shore.那我可得指出，我忍氣吞聲整整八個月忍受你女朋友在咱家大聲唱跑調的鄉村音樂，毫不知羞地在咱客廳用浮石磨長滿老繭的腳，一夜接一夜地看毫無內涵的電視劇《澤西海灘》。
make wonderful companions, they don't argue or question my intellectual authority, and this little guy here, I think you'll find to be quite zazzy.貓是很好的夥伴，不會跟你吵也不會質疑你的才智權威，還有這個小傢伙，你們會發現它實在太犀利了。
