小學四年級英語小知識手抄報資料

　　趣談男女有別

　FUTURE 未來

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

女人直到找到丈夫前都在擔心未來;男人直到找到妻子前從不擔心未來。

EATING OUT 在外面吃飯

When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

買單的時候，阿麥，阿克、阿力和阿湯每人都甩出20塊錢，雖然其實一共只吃了32塊5。沒人有更小的票子了，也沒人願意承認他們其實想把票子破開。女人買單時，每人掏出個計算器。

　MONEY 錢

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.

用得着的東西，要是值1塊錢卻賣2塊，男人也會買;用不着的東西，要是值2塊錢卻只賣1塊，女人也會買。

　　BATHROOMS 浴室

A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

男人浴室裏五件寶：牙刷，刮鬍膏，剃鬚刀，一塊肥皂，一塊毛巾。一般的女人浴室裏平均有337樣東西，其中的大多數，男人不知道那是幹啥用的。

ARGUMENTS 爭論

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument.

任何爭論都是由女人來說最後一句話。男人在此之後說的任何話……都是開始新的爭吵。

CATS 貓

Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

女人喜歡貓。男人說他們也喜歡，但當女人看不到時，男人踢貓。

　SUCCESS 成功

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

成功的男人是能掙比他太太花的更多的錢;成功的女人是能找得到這麼個給他錢花的男人。

MARRIAGE 婚姻

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change! And she does.

女人嫁給一個男人，希望他能改變，可他不;男人娶了一個女人，希望她永遠不變，可她變了。

　　腦筋急轉彎

Questions:

1. Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?爲什麼養長頸鹿最不花錢?

2. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?狗爲什麼害怕日光浴?

3. Why is the pig always eating?豬爲什麼沒完沒了地吃?

4、Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights?政客們爲什麼不再關注打雪仗了?

5、Why don't women get bald as soon as men?爲什麼總是男人比女人先禿頭?

6、What can pierce one's ears without a hole?什麼東西不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔?

7. What's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什麼?

8. Why does time fly?時間爲何飛逝?

9. Where can a dog get another tail?狗去哪裏可以再弄到一條尾巴?

Keys:

1. They make a little food go a long way.因爲它們脖子長，一點點食物都要走很長的路才能嚥下去。

2. They don't want to be hot-dog.因爲它們不想成爲熱狗。

3. He's making a hog of himself.它想成爲一隻肉豬。

4、The cold war is over.冷戰結束了。

5、Because women wear hire longer.因爲女人頭髮留得長。

6、Noice.噪音。

7. Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因爲兩個字母S中間隔了一里。

8. To get away from all those who are trying to kill it.爲的是甩掉所有要謀殺它的人。

9. At a retail store.在零售商店。